Silly creature love is for humans. No truer words have ever been spoken by a sad little extraterrestrial with more emotional depth than your last situationship. This tote is not just a bag it’s a full-blown mood, a lifestyle, and an emotional support statement for the walking heartbreakers, the hopeless romantics, the emotionally self-aware, and the ones who text back even when they shouldn’t. What you’re carrying besides emotional baggage : this tote is made from 100% recycled cotton because we care about the planet almost as much as we care about not texting our ex. It’s lightweight 130 135gsm , folds perfectly into your pocket or purse, and holds everything from your grocery haul to your emotional support water bottle to the tears of your friends who still go back to their toxic exes. Size: 40 x 38 cm roomy enough for self-worth, snacks, and a rebound situationship. Sticker design vibes: the tote features a beautifully sad, pastel-toned alien who clearly knows what unrequited love feels like. Next to them the line that hits way too close to home: silly creature, love is for humans. It’s giving: i feel everything too deeply. I cried in the tesco meal deal aisle again. I fall in love once a week and never say anything. This design isn’t just cute. It’s a walking poem with handles. And it makes people smile, pause, and say: where did you get that bag who it’s for: the girl who reads sad poetry and walks through bookstores pretending she’s in a film your bestie who sends 4...