Better not be milking it greeting card a pun with attitude let’s cut to the chase:this milk carton is judging you.And honestly you probably deserve it. Perfectly cheeky and downright hilarious, this better not be milking it card is for anyone who needs a little sass, a good laugh, or a gentle nudge to stop being dramatic with love, of course . Why you need it the sass is strong: that face that phrase it’s the printed version of your inner sarcasm. A punny masterpiece: it's funny and cute elite combo. Universal laughs: birthday sick day mild overreaction this card fits. A mood in card form: send it to your mate who’s been in bed dying for three days with a cold. Blank inside: because your savage roast deserves space. Choose your size standard a5 the classic. Shows you care and have great taste. A4 extra space for your dramatic message. A6 4.1 X 5.8 Compact and sassy. Like your bestie. All sizes are printed on lush, premium cardstock that feels luxe without the guilt eco-friendly recyclable . Includes a matching envelope because duh, we’re classy. Perfect for: that friend who’s always struggling your partner pretending they’re working hard when it’s netflix and snacks any occasion where humor flowers shipping & returns processing time: 1 3 business days uk shipping: 2 5 days international: 7 14 days customs might flirt. Be chill. Tracked orders include a tracking number in your shipping confirmation email. Returns & refunds damaged or wrong item email us with a pic within 7...