New phone, who dis classic sass. Retro charm. Instant laugh.This isn’t just a greeting card it’s a bold little mic drop wrapped in paper. Whether you’re reconnecting with someone, sending a cheeky birthday note, or just trying to lighten the vibe this card gets the job done, and then some. If it was a text, it’d be left on read but because it’s a card, it’s gonna live on their fridge for weeks. Retro relatable featuring a vibrant throwback phone illustration and the iconic phrase new phone, who dis this design hits that sweet spot between nostalgia and modern-day humour. It’s: snappy stylish and just enough attitude to say i care but i’m also hilarious. Great for: birthdays farewells catch-up notes congratulations with flair or just because you're chaotic and sentimental at the same time perfect for literally anyone who: appreciates a meme-worthy moment has ever ghosted and returned loves a good throwback knows the importance of humour in a card give it to your best friend, your work wife, your ex you’re on good terms with, your cousin who always texts you 3 months late. This card fits everywhere. Blank inside total control the inside is blank so go wild: write an inside joke send a heartfelt note disguised as banter pen a chaotic haiku, we don’t judge this is your space to say, i’m thinking of you in a deeply unserious way. Size options you’ve got options: a6 4.1 X 5.8 For casual sass a5 the classic go-to a4 for when the joke needs to come with impact each one is printed...