Silly goose greeting card because some birds are born to be fabulous for the friend who always picks the weirdest ice cream flavour. For your partner who does interpretive dance in the kitchen. For the coworker who says goosetastic unironically. This card is for them. And let’s be real it’s probably for you too. If chaos had wings and wore glasses, it would look exactly like this card. What’s the card vibe adorably unhinged mildly deranged but in a stylish way just the right amount of weird to make someone’s day whether it’s a birthday, a cheeky thinking of you, or just your usual unhinged wednesday energy, this little pink goose is your messenger of mischief and love. Who is this card for that friend who starts every sentence with ok but imagine if your partner who’s lowkey the human version of a tiktok meme your sibling who used to pretend to be a horse at age 14 literally anyone who’s ever been described as a bit much but in a loveable way why this goose slaps quirky as hell: this ain't your hallmark moment. This is pastel poultry in fashion glasses and no regrets. Aesthetic lols: a fun, stylish design that’s equal parts pinterest-core and what the actual fluff blank inside: you write the chaos. Sweet, savage, sincere up to you, goose whisperer. Premium quality: thick, luxe card stock no floppy beaks here comes with envelope: because every goose deserves a safe flight to its recipient size guide for your goosey intentions: a6 4.1 X 5.8 Petite but powerful. A5 the unive...