Super Mario Piranha Plant Puppet

So, the sock puppet you made when you were 4 is starting to look rougher than a feral mountain man. And, as a super mario fan, you want a puppet that you can really sink your teeth into or that can sink its teeth into you problem solved. You need this super mario piranha plant puppet this plush puppet is made from quality material and is officially licensed super mario merchandise. That means it looks just like the piranha plants from the super mario franchise, complete with pointy teeth and more spots than a teenager. The plant fits into the warp pipe and can pop out when any italian plumbers come near. And, it also has a movable mouth for more chomping and chewing than a grandad working through an overcooked steak. You’ve heard of plants eating zombies. Well, piranha plants eat those plants for breakfast. So, for a plant that’ll put your hand into a new world, order this super mario piranha plant puppet today

So, the sock puppet you made when you were 4 is starting to look rougher than a feral mountain man. And, as a super mario...show more