I’d share my zombie survival kit with you a card that says i’d die for you but i’d also fight the undead first forget hearts and roses this love language is crossbows and canned beans. Our i’d share my zombie survival kit with you card is for the ride-or-die types emphasis on die . Funny, adorable, and just the right amount of weird, it’s the perfect way to say: you’re my end-of-the-world buddy. Perfect for valentine’s day, anniversaries, gamer love notes, or just to remind someone they’d make your apocalypse shortlist. Why this card survives the hype: funny with feelingnot everyone’s into mushy poems but everyone loves a solid survival plan. This card blends dark humor with a seriously sweet sentiment. You wouldn’t just run from zombies you’d share your food, shelter, and probably your last clean pair of socks. Unexpected romancetypical cards are boring. This memorable, hilarious, and heartfelt. Whether you’re gifting your boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, or apocalypse teammate this card hits different. Built for any occasionperfect for valentine's, anniversaries, birthdays, or just because the apocalypse might be next week. Card features: unique artworka cartoon zombie and a hilarious caption: i’d share my zombie survival kit with you. Cute enough to make them smile, funny enough to get framed. Available sizes: a6 4.1 X 5.8 Compact, sweet, still savage a5 classic greeting card size a4 for when the message needs extra impact premium materialsprinted on thick 300gsm cardst...
I’d share my zombie survival kit with you a card that says i’d die for you but i’d also fight the undead first forget hearts
